I love John Green. He is my favorite author, and those that know him personally are incredibly lucky.
One of the reasons I love Barbara Kindsolver is because this is the theme of a couple of her books.
(Source: chronicallyannoyed)
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
My roommate agreed that if this post gets 300,000 notes I can get a dog
What I did not tell her is that it will be a cat named Dog to keep my current cat from feeling lonely while I am at school and work. I decided to hop on the fluffy animal bandwagon to get him a friend.
Can we really deny this fella a friend?
He can’t watch super hero movies by himself forever.
Please help me get Dog!
(BONUS: I’ll post a video of my roommate’s reaction when I bring home a new cat instead of a puppy)
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
Please use this.
I think youre pretty fabulous too, automatic flatterer.
Ever want to laugh type in “Cunt” instead of your name
